Mitch McConnell, The senator From Kentucky, Giving a Press Conference
Reports of my political death have been greatly exaggerated, In politics, even the coffin has a reelection committee.
Reports of my political death have been greatly exaggerated.
Washington held a press conference to announce the end of an era, but the guest of honor sat up, adjusted his tie, and asked, “What time is the next Senate vote?”
The reporters came prepared with questions. The cameras came prepared for history. The politician came prepared for another six-year term.
In politics, even the coffin has a reelection committee.
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